Closing Deals for the Kids

[ratings] I suppose wearing a bluetooth headset at your kid’s school function is the lesser of two evils when deciding between that or just plain not being there…doesn’t make up for the face to face

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[ratings] I suppose wearing a bluetooth headset at your kid’s school function is the lesser of two evils when deciding between that or just plain not being there…doesn’t make up for the face to face

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Only Top Shelf Liquor for This Guy

[ratings] That’s right, close enough deals and you too can crane your neck up to that top shelf for the weekend’s celebratory bottle of vodka. Location: Miami, FL Submitted by: Skippy Matador

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[ratings] That’s right, close enough deals and you too can crane your neck up to that top shelf for the weekend’s celebratory bottle of vodka. Location: Miami, FL Submitted by: Skippy Matador

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“Oohhh Saayyyy Caaan You Seeeeee…This Douchebag?”

[ratings] You know how you’re supposed to take off your hat during the national anthem?  Shouldn’t that also apply to bluetooth headsets?  Honestly guy, are you going to answer a call during the national anthem?

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[ratings] You know how you’re supposed to take off your hat during the national anthem?  Shouldn’t that also apply to bluetooth headsets?  Honestly guy, are you going to answer a call during the national anthem?

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Four Bluetooth Douchebags for the Price of One

[ratings] Skippy Matador, BTDB secret agent from Miami, nabbed a ton of pictures last month and I just wanted to pass some of them along all at once to show what some secret agents are

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[ratings] Skippy Matador, BTDB secret agent from Miami, nabbed a ton of pictures last month and I just wanted to pass some of them along all at once to show what some secret agents are

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Too Bad That Manhole is Covered

[ratings] You think he’d fall right in if it weren’t?  I think so, when you’re closing deals 24/7 you don’t have time to look on the ground for uncovered manholes (or personholes for the feminists

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[ratings] You think he’d fall right in if it weren’t?  I think so, when you’re closing deals 24/7 you don’t have time to look on the ground for uncovered manholes (or personholes for the feminists

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OMG Mike WTF ROTFLcopter, Booties, Speedo, Bluetooth & Glassese

[ratings] So apparently this was at some client event in Miami and this guy’s name is OMG.  Thoroughly confused? Me too.  Let’s break this one down since there’s so much going on: It’s cold.  How

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[ratings] So apparently this was at some client event in Miami and this guy’s name is OMG.  Thoroughly confused? Me too.  Let’s break this one down since there’s so much going on: It’s cold.  How

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Checking the Servers &…You Guessed it, CLOSIN’ DEALS!

[ratings] Ray Arnold: [trying to bring the system back on-line] Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid. [the computer denies him finally saying, “You didn’t say the magic word!”] Dennis Nedry: [on

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[ratings] Ray Arnold: [trying to bring the system back on-line] Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid. [the computer denies him finally saying, “You didn’t say the magic word!”] Dennis Nedry: [on

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From Miami to Phoenix Bluetooth Douchebags in Five Guys Burgers

Skippy Matador’s Picture in Miami’s Five Guys [ratings] BTDB Creator’s Picture in Phoenix’ Five Guys [singlepic id=577 w=525 h=600 float=center] [ratings] As you can see, just because I’m the creator of this website doesn’t make

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Skippy Matador’s Picture in Miami’s Five Guys [ratings] BTDB Creator’s Picture in Phoenix’ Five Guys [singlepic id=577 w=525 h=600 float=center] [ratings] As you can see, just because I’m the creator of this website doesn’t make

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“Dudebro, If You Sign a Year Contract I Can Knock $5 Off the Monthly”

[ratings] Photo Mike caught this guy at his gym…either this guy is signing people up for gym memberships left and right or he’s got a health supplement business on the side he’s making the REAL

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[ratings] Photo Mike caught this guy at his gym…either this guy is signing people up for gym memberships left and right or he’s got a health supplement business on the side he’s making the REAL

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