Secret Agents

Become a BTDB Secret Agent

It’s simple, all you have to do is be a regular submitter of bluetooth douchebag pictures and I’ll officially crown you as a BTDB secret agent.

I see some T-Shirts in the near future but want to get a few people in the crew before making them.  Once you submit several pictures then I’ll send you a free t-shirt so you can strike fear in the hearts of those that ignore their conscious and continue to wear their bluetooth headsets in public.


Current BTDB Secret Agents

Yimmy the Tulip: He’s our top agent here and has been submitting pictures from day one.  I get about 1-2 pictures a week from this dedicated agent.  One of his favorite and most successful spots is QT (Quiktrip).

Aaron: Aaron has begun specializing in bus pictures in the Phoenix area and is our number 1 public transportation BTDB secret agent.

Jaxs: Jaxs has snapped BTDB pictures anywhere from a Diamondbacks game to the local Fry’s supermarket.  She’s quickly becoming one of the top agents and might give Yimmy the Tulip a run for his money soon.

Nikki: Nikki’s pictures are consistently high rated and she was the one behind the infamous “in the club” shot heard round the world.

Travis Jacobsen: Travis became an honorary secret agent since he submitted the first Disneyland douchebag, what an amazing find!

Beer Man Chris: Another fan of the QT hunting grounds, this guy is off to a quick start with several submissions!

Photo Mike: Mike resides in Miami, one of the premier places for bluetooth douchebag sightings and not only does he send me pictures on a regular basis, but he’s been helping spread the word to all his friends!  Thanks Mike!

Skippy Matador: Based in Miami, this guy finds BTDBs left and right.  His specialty has become Five Guys burgers where he grabbed this epic shot the same day I grabbed one at the Five Guys in Phoenix!

Haruuur: Our neighbor to the north, Brandon Harrar, is a regular contributor and has a very steady hand, providing some of the clearest and best shots of bluetooth douchebags.  He’s officially our first international secret agent! Check him out on Twitter @haruuur

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