“So you see, I wear my bluetooth headset EVERYWHERE and put my sunglasses on my back when I’m not using them. Did I tell you how many deals I closed today? I need a new PowerPoint deck printed so I can close some more deals tomorrow. I’m awesome.”
Location: FedEx Kinkos
Submitted by: @bleutool
4 thoughts on “FedEx Kinkos Employee Politely Not Punching This Guy in the Face”
Wow! The shades hangin' from the back, plus the extended mic on this one, give this guy Double Douche Points!
was this taken in houston? I totally saw a douchebag guy like that when I went to kinkos!
Not sure where this was taken…certainly is possible though that there are just a TON of these exact douchebags and you haven't truly noticed until now (kind of like the agents in The Matrix).
You can tell by her hand gestures that she's probably explaining something that's obvious to other customers. Like, the normal store rules still apply, even to Record-holding Deal Closers, he'll have to wait his turn for the PPT printouts just like everyone else, and sorry, there are only 2 people working this afternoon, so it may take awhile.
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