In an effort to reduce the levels of douchebaggery occurring in airports around the nation, the TSA is now screening for douchebags. To be more specific, they’re screening for bluetooth douchebags which can be identified by the self important bluetooth headset device typically used to make calls but in the case of the bluetooth douchebag it’s used to say “Hey, I’m closing so many deals I don’t have TIME to take it off, even while being screened at an airport or even having my picture taken being screened at an airport.”
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Submitted by: Tony Cheddar
2 thoughts on “TSA Now Screening for Bluetooth Douchebags”
Maybe TSA isn't so bad after all.
Two words: Bluetooth bomb
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