You saw it here first!
Aaronkai from Twitter spotted this bermuda triangle of bluetooth douchebaggery in our first Hawaii (Honolulu to be exact) submission. We can all see the one bluetooth earpiece but what Aaron informed me of next nearly made me shit my pants…there’s ANOTHER one in his LEFT ear!
THAT’S NOT ALL!
His wife is on the other side (you can see her shadow)…and guess what, the douchebaggery is contagious, SHE’S WEARING ONE TOO!
Watch out everyone, this is obviously the power couple of Hawaii! I’ve received an anonymous tip that they’re working closely with Joe (from Joe vs. The Volcano) to develop their own line of steamer trunks that double as life rafts.
Thank you Aaron, not only for the picture but for the additional information about the power of 3 which obviously causes people to develop cyborg qualities. I’m just surprised there wasn’t a fanny pack involved.