Douching it up at the Carwash

[ratings] “No need for the new car smell sir, my brand new Chrysler 300C, 30K millionaire special IS brand new!” Location: The Car Wash Submitted by: @bleutool

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[ratings] “No need for the new car smell sir, my brand new Chrysler 300C, 30K millionaire special IS brand new!” Location: The Car Wash Submitted by: @bleutool

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Closing Deals for the Kids

[ratings] I suppose wearing a bluetooth headset at your kid’s school function is the lesser of two evils when deciding between that or just plain not being there…doesn’t make up for the face to face

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[ratings] I suppose wearing a bluetooth headset at your kid’s school function is the lesser of two evils when deciding between that or just plain not being there…doesn’t make up for the face to face

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Is That the New Solar Bluetooth Headset?

[ratings] This shot was nabbed by @bleutool once again.  It’s at a solar convention and I guarantee there were a TON of BTDBs walking around with that new solar powered bluetooth headset. Location: Solar Convention

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[ratings] This shot was nabbed by @bleutool once again.  It’s at a solar convention and I guarantee there were a TON of BTDBs walking around with that new solar powered bluetooth headset. Location: Solar Convention

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The High Rollers Bank at the WF

[ratings] “Uh, ma’am…this deposit slip doesn’t allow for enough 0’s….I need to withdraw at least 1,000,000 for this weekend’s Vegas trip.” Location: Wells Fargo, Phoenix AZ Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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[ratings] “Uh, ma’am…this deposit slip doesn’t allow for enough 0’s….I need to withdraw at least 1,000,000 for this weekend’s Vegas trip.” Location: Wells Fargo, Phoenix AZ Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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The Epitome of Fashion

[ratings] Pea soup green shirt, faux leather jacket, fashionably torn jeans and of course the bluetooth headset mean this lady is on top of her Style magazines every month! Location: Airport Somewhere Submitted by: Unknown

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[ratings] Pea soup green shirt, faux leather jacket, fashionably torn jeans and of course the bluetooth headset mean this lady is on top of her Style magazines every month! Location: Airport Somewhere Submitted by: Unknown

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Pink Tootoo Wearing Deal Closing Machine

[ratings] Not sure if he’s wearing the bluetooth headset ironically or not…just hoping he’s wearing the tootoo ironically. Location: CA Submitted by: @smosh

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[ratings] Not sure if he’s wearing the bluetooth headset ironically or not…just hoping he’s wearing the tootoo ironically. Location: CA Submitted by: @smosh

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Spoiler Alert! Sinbad Fired for Being a Bluetooth Douchebag on Celebrity Apprentice

For those who tuned in last night to Celebrity Apprentice, you probably noticed Sinbad and Goldberg committing the ultimate bluetooth headset sin…wearing a bluetooth headset on television.  It’s no wonder Donald Trump fired him.  Trump

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For those who tuned in last night to Celebrity Apprentice, you probably noticed Sinbad and Goldberg committing the ultimate bluetooth headset sin…wearing a bluetooth headset on television.  It’s no wonder Donald Trump fired him.  Trump

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Only Top Shelf Liquor for This Guy

[ratings] That’s right, close enough deals and you too can crane your neck up to that top shelf for the weekend’s celebratory bottle of vodka. Location: Miami, FL Submitted by: Skippy Matador

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[ratings] That’s right, close enough deals and you too can crane your neck up to that top shelf for the weekend’s celebratory bottle of vodka. Location: Miami, FL Submitted by: Skippy Matador

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“Oohhh Saayyyy Caaan You Seeeeee…This Douchebag?”

[ratings] You know how you’re supposed to take off your hat during the national anthem?  Shouldn’t that also apply to bluetooth headsets?  Honestly guy, are you going to answer a call during the national anthem?

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[ratings] You know how you’re supposed to take off your hat during the national anthem?  Shouldn’t that also apply to bluetooth headsets?  Honestly guy, are you going to answer a call during the national anthem?

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