Maybe if I Stare at my Blackberry Harder my Deals Will Close Faster

[ratings] Can’t believe this guy is still using the Blackberry Curve.  If he were truly closing deals he’d have the Blackberry Storm 2 by now. Location: Airport Submitted by: @bleutool

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[ratings] Can’t believe this guy is still using the Blackberry Curve.  If he were truly closing deals he’d have the Blackberry Storm 2 by now. Location: Airport Submitted by: @bleutool

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If Only I Had 5 Hands, I Wouldn’t Have to Look Like a Douchebag

[ratings] Yes, I know what you’re thinking.  If anyone deserves to wear a handsfree device in public it’s this guy…well you’re wrong!  Why do you ask???  Well if you take a really close look you’ll

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[ratings] Yes, I know what you’re thinking.  If anyone deserves to wear a handsfree device in public it’s this guy…well you’re wrong!  Why do you ask???  Well if you take a really close look you’ll

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10 Items or Less Sir

[ratings] How about no items but tons of deals?  You can’t see them in the basket but this guy has a TON of deals he’s closing at the moment. Location: Raley’s Submitted by: @bleutool

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[ratings] How about no items but tons of deals?  You can’t see them in the basket but this guy has a TON of deals he’s closing at the moment. Location: Raley’s Submitted by: @bleutool

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How Much Should I Tip The Valet Guy?

[ratings] That’s what this multi-billionaire is trying to determine as he flips through all his $100 bills trying to find that elusive $20 which he can’t even remember what one looks like. Location: Nevada Submitted

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[ratings] That’s what this multi-billionaire is trying to determine as he flips through all his $100 bills trying to find that elusive $20 which he can’t even remember what one looks like. Location: Nevada Submitted

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Here Comes the Choo Choo!

[ratings] I’m torn, I can actually see how a bluetooth headset would be necessary for a parent taking care of their kid but since I have no kids I have no empathy.  Some day this

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[ratings] I’m torn, I can actually see how a bluetooth headset would be necessary for a parent taking care of their kid but since I have no kids I have no empathy.  Some day this

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Closin’ Deals at the School Carnival

[ratings] Who says it’s bad parenting to split your focus between your kids and your deals?  After all, how the hell else is this guy gonna pay for an Ivy League education? Location: Nevada Submitted

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[ratings] Who says it’s bad parenting to split your focus between your kids and your deals?  After all, how the hell else is this guy gonna pay for an Ivy League education? Location: Nevada Submitted

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Yimmy the Tulip Nabs Two at Arrowhead Mall

[ratings] Yimmy the Tulip had a two-fer one day, caught some guy in either Helzberg diamonds or the Coach store apparently closing enough deals to window show at either one of those stores.  The other

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[ratings] Yimmy the Tulip had a two-fer one day, caught some guy in either Helzberg diamonds or the Coach store apparently closing enough deals to window show at either one of those stores.  The other

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