Why are your seats in the outfield, guy?
Found another one from back in the day on TheDirty.com. As Nik Richie says, he has to keep his handsfree on at all times to close deals and talk to his wife…must not be closing enough deals though if he can only afford seats where the most action he’ll see is the drunk guy yelling to the other team’s right fielder trying to get him to drop the ball.